Código de Windows XP

No he formateado el portátil todavía desde que lo compré (y ya va un año…) y odio los tópicos, pero hay algunos que consiguen sacarte una sonrisa…

Este extracto del código de Windows XP lo encontré en el foro de estudiantes de la NSU (North South University from Bangladesh).

/* Source Code - Windows XP */ 

#include "win31.h" 
#include "win95.h" 
#include "win98.h" 
#include "workst~1.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" 
#include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" 
#include "monopoly.h" 
#include "backdoor.h" 
#define INSTALL = HARD 

char make_prog_look_big(16000000); 
void main() 
{ 
  while(!CRASHED) 
  { 
    display_copyright_message(); 
    display_bill_rules_message(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 

    if (first_time_installation) 
      { 
      make_100_megabyte_swapfile(); 
      do_nothing_loop(); 
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2(); 
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux(); 
      disable_Netscape(); 
      disable_RealPlayer(); 
      disable_Lotus_Products(); 
      hang_system(); 
      } //if 
    write_something(anything); 
    display_copyright_message(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    do_some_stuff(); 

    if (still_not_crashed) 
    { 
    display_copyright_message(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    basically_run_windows_31(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    } // if 
  } //while 

  if (detect_cache()) 
    disable_cache(); 

  if (fast_cpu()) 
    { 
    set_wait_states(lots); 
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow); 
    set_mouse(action,jumpy); 
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes); 
    } //if 

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */ 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */ 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */ 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */ 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */ 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */ 
  printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); 

  if (system_ok()) 
    crash(to_dos_prompt) 
  else 
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE); 

  while(something) 
    { 
    sleep(5); 
    get_user_input(); 
    sleep(5); 
    act_on_user_input(); 
    sleep(5); 
    } // while 
  create_general_protection_fault(); 

} // main

One Response

  1. Con lo que más me he reído ha sido con el do_nothing_loop() y con los printf comentados hasta llegar al actual, de Windows XP. Buenísimo.

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